Saturday, 27 June 2009

Confessions of an Internet Marketing Wizard

Footballers like David Beckham dream of winning the World Cup, more realistically driving wizards like Jensen Button dream each night of attaining their ultimate professional goal, in his case the F1 World Championship.

What do you think the person who thinks of himself as the worlds BEST systems analyst dreams about?

Ultimate access to the worlds greatest databases and taming Gooogle?

Not in my case, been there and done those things!

My dreams are more Universal!

So how do you become a wizard?



Do you REALLY want to know?

OK read on then.....................

Have you read Harry Potter or watched the movies?

Of course you have!

What is the first thing a wizard has to learn to get about in magic society?

That's it, it's just like driving!

A wizard has to learn how to....

FLY!

So how do you learn how to fly?

More specifically how do you learn how to fly in the ultra competitive world of Internet Marketing?

Read On...........

I'm often asked how come you're so clever? or How do you remember all that stuff? or How do you know all that stuff?

Well today I'm going to tell you

You may not like the answer? Make sure you learn from the explanation!

the answer is......

I'm not so clever, I don't remember all that stuff and I didn't know any stuff until I learnt it!

So where did you learn it from?

Like I told you before - my aspirations are universal!


but the real answer is ........

I learnt how to FLY!



THE EXPLANATION

ORDER OUT OF CHAOS



Like the new banner?
I feel it puts The System in perspective - all will be revealed!

To understand how to construct order out of chaos you first have to understand Chaos itself.
Now it's all very well reading about the mathematics of Chaos Theory, but it's the same as learning French, there's nothing like a visit to the place to really understand the culture and see what is really happening!

So how do you visit Chaos?

Good question!

I told you it was not an easy path to becoming a wizard!

To learn how to be a good wizard you have to LEARN from other specialist wizards (gurus to you and me marketing mortals)

If you want to learn how to fly and then fly into Chaos and back again there is only ONE safe guide!

The name of the wizard is Carlos Castaneda

To learn how to fly, visit chaos in the Nagual, and return is to understand the fundamental principles of order out of chaos - fundamental principles of multi layered universes!

To become a wizard you need to absorb every word of every one of his books!

Put your faith in God and enjoy the journey!

THE UNIVERSAL ANSWER

Once you've learnt how to fly - where are you going to go?

How about the place that has the answer to everything?

Yeah, that sounds like a fun place! (It's not Google!)

Lets Go! Allons Y, we know how to fly!

Hang on!

Yeah we've seen it but we don't know how to access it?

Thats easy - you've got to learn off another wizard, one who shows you how to tap into it properly!

Someone like

John Edward! Who IMHO is the world's best!

Now that's got you lot thinking hasn't it, just make sure you listen to the voices in your head and keep sane by following the wisdom of the crowd!

Happy Internet Madness!

The Magus

P.S. By the way, the systems analysts ultimate database has a name - it's called the Akashic Records!




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